So I stubbed my toe again. This time it's pretty bad. It's the second toe and it's angry looking and dark pink. I don't want to go to a doctor because, well....it looks terrible and it's a toe, for God's sake. Just a toe.

Although I suppose it could totally rot and fall off. Hrmmm....

Besides, it's the last Friday before Christmas, I don't think I can find a doctor. And I don't even want anyone to look at it, let alone touch it. Our bodies are so fragile.

Let's talk parking tickets. You know how it's a pain in the ass to get one, and no one likes, in fact people hate getting tickets. Ok, that's been established. OK, then you hear about people freaking out, totally losing it when they get tickets. Alright, we've established there are nutso people who get angry about getting a fine when they park illegally.

So my question is: Why are they so angry when they get a ticket, when it's their own fault for parking like a moron?

oh my god, I just realised I've pissed away most of the day sitting in a lounge chair, dressed in jogging pants and a man's undershirt.